Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The Pregnant Dream

My primary client has me working on a huge presentation, so a short post tonight.

P.Pie has been having bizarre dreams. Scary dreams. Disturbing dreams. The General says that weird pregnancy dreams are normal.

But still…

The other night she had a dream about the twins and they were stillborn.

In a recent recurring dream, I’m having a string of affairs.

When your pregnant wife tells you she having dreams that you’re fooling around, the smart proper thing to say is “Oh, honey, that’s ridiculous. You know you’re the only woman for me.”

That’s not what I said.

Instead, I said “Really? Anyone we know?”

P.Pie rolled her eyes.

“Were they at least hot?”

Yeah, I’m a little retarded. It’s a good thing she’s understanding.

So, did anyone else have strange pregnancy dreams?