The Pregnant Dream
P.Pie has been having bizarre dreams. Scary dreams. Disturbing dreams. The General says that weird pregnancy dreams are normal.
The other night she had a dream about the twins and they were stillborn.
In a recent recurring dream, I’m having a string of affairs.
When your pregnant wife tells you she having dreams that you’re fooling around, the
That’s not what I said.
Instead, I said “Really? Anyone we know?”
P.Pie rolled her eyes.
“Were they at least hot?”
Yeah, I’m a little retarded. It’s a good thing she’s understanding.
So, did anyone else have strange pregnancy dreams?