A Little Help, Please

Mike over at Be A Good Dad pointed out that I haven't changed the "About Me" on the right hand side of the page (your right, as you face the computer... just below the picture). Ever.

The twins were born 8 months ago Saturday and I get plenty of sleep. Well, not plenty, but enough to function at a reasonable level. Reasonable for me, anyway.

So let's have a little contest - prize to be determined.

Come up with something witty yet poignant... something that says subtle refinement and taste.

So basically something that is the opposite of who I really am.

It doesn't have to be the whole thing, just a seed of an idea.

Okay, let the games begin!