The Max Shreck Line of Educational Toys

But the good news is that she's developing a taste for garlic.
Next time we'll spring for the Lon Cheney toys.
[ed. note: yes, this image was Photoshopped. What kind of a father do you think I am? Yeah, okay, I am that kind of father, but not until she's two. -ish.]
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