Little or No Responsibilty

P.Pie and The Squeaker (whom I'm thinking of renaming Jen and Juice) went to Las Vegas for a girls' weekend with her mom and some of their friends.
I spent the entirety of the 65 hours they were gone doing motorcycle club stuff. My nose is burned to a crisp in spite of multiple lathers of thick layers of sunscreen, the bike needs an oil change, I slept too little and I drank too much.
Man, am I ready for Jen and Juice to get home....